Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: April 30, 2009
Starting at 7 pm Atlantic Time on May 7, Lush will have some limited edition items on sale on their website. (Of these items, I highly recommend the Humango — so big it lasts about 6 baths — and the Creamy Candy melt. I’m hoping to get some of the Candy Fluff scented eggs too, [...]
Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: April 29, 2009
Invigilated, graded, and submitted the last deferred exam. My responsibilities are officially over.
Breathe easy for six minutes, and then get back to work.
Damn.
Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: April 28, 2009
Dear Characters Created by JJ Abrams:
Everything is trying to kill you.
Everything.
So when something looks out of the ordinary, AVOID IT. Do not approach the (a) terrifying beast, (b) hairless man, or (c) woman with glowing eyes. EVERYTHING WANTS YOU TO DIE. And it is most likely to be a horrible death. It is also very [...]
Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: April 27, 2009
I leave for Congress on May 21. Between now and then I need to:
invigilate/grade a deferred exam
write my book review for Canadian Literature
revise my CanLit Gala entry
write my paper for Congress
complete a round of revisions on my dissertation
And… you know… that wedding thing.
Oy vey.
Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: April 26, 2009
… and I am free for the summer!
It’s really weird, but I’m feeling for the first time in my career like I actually need a break from teaching. I think between the wedding and the teaching and the dissertation and the professional development and the article and the departmental service, I’m a little overwhelmed. A [...]
Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: April 25, 2009
So one of the side effects of my awesome blood pressure medication is disturbed sleep. Namely nightmares. I thought I would share one of the weirder ones.
In the dream, I am me as I am now. Everything’s normal, except people seem to be tip-toeing around me for reasons that are unclear at first. [...]
Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: April 24, 2009
Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: April 23, 2009
Choice quotations from answers to my CanLit exam:
“AID’s is like pregnancy. Only worse.”
“Comedy was invented in Nova Scotia in 1820, but did not catch on until the 1900s.”
“She thought he put her at risk by being a manwhore. But really his mom was a junkie.”
“Sex became common in the 1980s.”
“Sir John A MacDonalds was a [...]
Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: April 22, 2009
I made a raspberry pie today. Not very Earth Day-y, given that the raspberries are from Serbia. I used frozen berries, and I think it worked out okay. The pie wasn’t too soupy. For the filling, when using frozen berries, I think it helps to add extra flour to absorb the moisture.
4 cups berries
1 cup [...]
Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: April 21, 2009
It’s boring.
That is all.