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Archive for May 2009

rest in peace

Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: May 31, 2009

A blow to women and womens’ rights.  Rest in peace, Dr. Tiller.
Obama says he’s shocked, saddened by Tiller death
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama says he is shocked and outraged over the killing of an abortion provider at a Kansas church.
Dr. George Tiller was shot and killed Sunday morning while he was serving as an [...]

conversation with my mechanic

Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: May 30, 2009

Mechanic: There’s nothing wrong with this car.
Me: The oil light came on.
Mechanic: And you put oil in it.
Me: It seemed hot.
Mechanic: Cars being hot is what makes them go.
Me: So there’s nothing wrong with the car?
Mechanic: Well.  There’s too much oil in it now.  But you did that.

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dear car

Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: May 29, 2009

I know you are feeling like you need a bit more attention paid to you, but demanding a tow from O-town to M’ville is honestly not the answer.  I look after you.  I get everything checked when I should.  I always give you what you need.  Please.  No more demands for tows.  They are really [...]

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twelve hours, forty minutes, and a surprise ferry ride…

Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: May 21, 2009

… and I am safely in Merrickville.  Loverly.

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last night…

Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: May 20, 2009

… HLM got one of these:

And tomorrow, that car behind it and I are heading back to Ontario for Congress.  My first time doing the whole twelve hours on my own.  I’m nervous!  And I’ll be gone for two whole weeks.  HLM won’t miss me, though.  See above.

so, glee

Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: May 19, 2009

… is pretty freaking fantastic.  The preview was tonight, but the series doesn’t start until the fall.  (CRUEL, Fox, by the way!)  Glee is about a high school Glee Club.  A high school Glee Club that sings Journey.  Need I say more?
If you missed out, here’s the extended trailer.

ah, reality TV trash

Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: May 18, 2009

Wow.
Mary Carey, of being a giant whore and also Celebrity Rehab fame, has decided that whoring around is more her speed than the whole sobriety thing.  She’s back in porn!  Not only is she back in porn, but she’s mocking the only reason people who aren’t locked in a basement jerking it had ever heard [...]

so the race

Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: May 17, 2009

… ended in a totaled bike?  HLM’s okay (in fact, he was leading when he hit the pot hole that took him out), but it looks like it’s new bike time.

hlm has his first race tomorrow!

Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: May 16, 2009

so excited so excited so excited so excited so excited so excited
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this is what happens when you google image search “cuteness”

Posted by: fiftypercentninja on: May 15, 2009

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running!

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